MAD SHIT UNFOLDS!!!

WHEW! I HATE WHEN I DECIDE TO BLOG ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS THEN JUST...ABRUPTLY STOP.

ITS LIKE A SMACK IN THE FACE.
BUT THAT'S HOW I PIMP THESE HOES >;] *puts the powder on the pimp hand*

DOWN TO BUSINESS.
I WAS GOING TO MAKE A POST ENTITLED "LAME ASS B*SH PART 2 THE SEQUEL" TO MY LAMENESS IN MY PREVIOUS BLOG, BUT I DECIDED NOT TO.
1.. IT IS MY BLOG, BUT DAMN IF I WANT TO GET THAT PERSONAL.
2.. I HAD STUFF TO DO.

SO I'LL GIVE YOU GUYS THE BLURB.

"WHAT HAPPENED AS THE STORY UNFOLDED WITH MUPPET WAS THAT I WASN'T THE ONLY VICTIM. MUPPET HAD HIS EYE OUT FOR ALL OF THE McDONALDS CREW. YUCK!!
WHAT A DICK.
BUT STILL, IT'S NOT LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS GETTING INTO, ITS JUST THAT I THOUGHT I COULD BE SUPERMAN AND SAVE A HOE."

AHA

GUESS NOT.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. I HAVE GOOD NEWS.
AFTER MY NEAR BREAKDOWN AT MY JOB..[thats when they told me the juicy bossip ;)]
I CAME UP WITH A PLAN TO MAKE THAT BOYS' LIFE A LIVING HELL.

..THAT WENT OUT THE WINDOW THOUGH, TOO MUCH TIME AND EFFORT GOES INTO THAT SHIT ...
A FRIEND DID ASK IF I WANTED HIM DEAD THOUGH! BUT I DIGRESS.
I REALIZED THAT THAT BOY.. THAT MUPPET IS JUST A PUPPET AND HIS BOYS AND HIS COMMUNITY ARE PULLING THE STRINGS. ITS NOT EVEN LIKE HE WAS BALLING OUT THE ASS, OR EVEN A HOT COMMODITY. HE'S JUST... ELMO :\
HE IS JUST A SAD PERSON WHO HAS NEVER BEEN LOVED AND USES THAT AS AN EXCUSE TO FUCK AROUND WITH GIRLS FEELINGS. ITS SAD BUT I HAVE NO REMORSE FOR A COWARD. EVEN AFTER IT WAS FOUND OUT HE WAS A JERK HE AVOIDED THE PLACE..

***PUSSY!***

I DIGRESS AGAIN!!
BACK TO GOOD NEWS
I FINALLY GOT MY PHONE!! YESS NIGGA YESSS!!!!!!! *pharrell voice*

THE enV3 ..

BOW IN THE PRESENCE OF GREATNESS.

FUNNY FUNNY.. MY LITTLE SISTER HAS THE enV, THE OLDEST HAS THE enV2, AND I HAVE THE enV3
HAHAHA WHAT A COINCIDENCE..
O_o

ANOTHER LITTLE PIECE OF DINGLE BERRYS FOR YOU GUYS TO ENJOY!
THIS ISN'T CERTAIN BUT I MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE A LOVE INTEREST.
THAT LIKES ME BACK! *giggles like a little school girl*
tee heeee

I'M SO HYPE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!
*my plan to bring down muppet is going accordingly >:}*
...YEAH SO I'M EXTRA HYPE AND HAPPY AND HE'S SEXY AND HE LIVES RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER AND HE'S 6'2 AND OOOO *puts hand over chest and fans herself feverishly*
HUNNY CHILE HUNNY CHILE JUST THINKING ABOUT HIM!

BUT... I DIGRESS..
YET AGAIN!
THATS ENOUGHT OUT OF ME... I'M GOING TO GO PLAY SIMS 3 AND SEE IF I CAN BRING HOME A SUGAR DADDY FOR BIG MAMA
GO BIG GIRL!!!!!!

********toodles*******