Showing posts with label nonsense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nonsense. Show all posts

10.5.09

Very Damn Creepy

Very Recently I have been getting these uber creepy messages on myspace from random men, from random places.

Like... Istanbul, and Germany, and Hackensack.
You know strange places.

and Its always these creepy ass on liners like..

"hey Sexy I like your icon" and shit like that.

I never responded because I don't like to be serial killed. !! >:[

seee.... shit like this.
SMH I really hate myspace for this shit.
Im about to delete it ...

oo yea Happy Mothers Day Man :]

4.5.09

Air Yeezy's = Dirty homosaipiens.

Ya'll dirty...

Waiting for Yeezys from kwest on Vimeo.




...these dickheads missed school and have been camping outside across the street since tuesday or maybe even earlier.

There is no bathroom or a gas station nearby to wash up the goodies...
and they're doing this for a pair of sneakers, that they are gonna rock all ugly.
and then fuck em up because they actually "wore" them.
and I bet you any amount that there is gonna be that one pum pum face that chooses to buy two.
One for display and one for wearing.

....i can't stand these niggas.

Eh, Eh

I was here for a good minute trying to figure out why the fuck my mac web browser was showing websites as if it were an IBM computer or some shit.
went to yahoo answers.. and

Ta-Da!
found an answer...
beacause Safari is cold poop
and Firefox is the whip cream to my chocolate ice cream =D

Now I actually want to blog .

On to more important news.

So I had gone to see a "friend" I haven't seen since I was like 17 18 right.
N it was good to see this "friend" I was happy..
He ended up telling me he had needed some cash, just so he could get back on his feet.
Hes starting a new job and he didnt have any cash flow.. w.e.

So I lend him the odd amount and told him we could kick it that saturday.


Saturday came, he hit me up like
"oh Hey... babe when are we going to chill?"

I'm like Im taking a nap Ill hit you up at 5.
I wake up 6:27 and he sent me like a ka-jillion messages on aim.

Hes like ooo lets chill.. ets go to JC Penny and cop some cargos.
Mind you .. I just lent the nigga some 40 odd cash so..
WTF right?

I told him I'm not buying him shit, I just wantedd to chill.

"ahaha you funny nah for real tho copp me some cargos"

.... are you deaf?
No.
I have no cash for you, on top of that you owe me money so what do I look like>>? a fool?

The conversation gets deeper and I become agitated by how the nigga acting like a straight up jerk off.. so I say nite and stop talking to him!

Now he goes and says something I never heard.
"Ight then lata"


_____________________

um excuse me??
Its not like it hasn't happened before, but t6he crazy part is..
He hasn't hit me up since

Now are you telling me..my ass got douped?
bamboozled...
Conned???

TUH!

Let the rest of the week past and I don't get a hello.
let the rest of this month pass and I don't see my 40 odd cash flow.
Let this nigga even try n work me for my cash.


It'd be a sad day in the Bronx for a tall black Jamaican motherfucker I'll tell you that much.

16.12.08

ThisSucksGrandeWebos

It turns out I can't get the Blackberry Storm...ever.

Well not ever just until my contract becomes eligible for an upgrade, which should take another 6 months. By that time the Blackberry will be trash and I won't want it anymore. because yes. I am materialistic and yes... I do want it before everyone has it. Or at least everyone I know.

So whatever. 
My sis I give big props too though **hands props to sis**

She was on a missionto find that damn phone!! find a way.
Capricorns... determind. **cough Stubborn cough**

So being already vexed I went on a shopping spree.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

Spree I tell you.. SPREEEEE!!!!!!!

online.
Its too cold to be walking around.
well it was actually very nice yesterday sunny and shit.
of course when you shop online theres only one place to shop!
...wait for it....wait for it...

yes yes ya'll.

I bought my BFFFFFY his gift
and then decided to cop me some thangs too.
Shopping online is great fun. So next week imma open an account with Chase
Instead of usingmy sister's card hahaha [it was my money on the card... im not that evil.]

U wanna see what I got?
..well then stay tuned.

in about 5 more days I'll let you know lol until then 
pause.

1.9.08

just do it.

you know what i hate =\

...wait before i get into that

i work morning shift now and i started today. it was okie doke... a lil boring but
w.e.
at least i leave and get to have a life.
[oo if u wanna know what i did after work... nothing :} ]

yea so back to what i was saying.

so im surfing blogs and i come across this one girls blog... u know the ..use u al
*fashion runway whats hot in the treets! *streets...don't feel like backspacing

Hey i just notice :o the thing that makes the letters larger or smaller are no where to be found >:[
*we must solve this problem*

oh yea back to what im saying basically

i just hate when people bullshit ...oo
shes on the blog showcasing some girl and the girl is talking about her fashion. she likes to stand out n be different [which is fine, but not when thats the goal..]
and then her responses become more vague and more superficial.

first of all uggs... are fucking dookie stains on the tablet of my eyes. cuz i dont write shit cuz i aint got time cuz my second minutes hours go to the al mig... sorry. ...a millie a millie

like if i couldn't go to jail for it.. pour some kind of liquid on them .. something that would stain..umm
orange juice.. or piss.
[...yes i happen to carry piss in my pocket.. :| ]
but then she's like oo stores like wet seal i dont approve of.. they are bad quality.

hmmmmm

"a pink or black razor is an accessory"...

no

•people on the train call me out sometimes.. cuz im a star•

really? maybe they just want you to hurry up and move so they can sit before the train cuts off a limb? :\
...shoshannnah knows what it is..

but anyways the reason im really devoting all my time to this chick is plain and simple.
fuk the bullshit man.

like im tired. i work with someone who is such a pretender it hurts me.

like you try hard to make everyone like you but in the end you know what.
u get shit bubbles..

for real doing that leads to loneliness cuz you spent all your time worrying if people will like you for this or that..... that you end up forgetting why you like you.

dressing different just so you can "stand out" is just like vying for acceptance.

dress because you like it. and because it fits... cuz lord knows... if jeans could talk.
yes you mr.crack. im talking to you


and you know what i like wet seal!!
they the shit.

and you know what else

be yourself.. and if yourself doesn't work
be someone else.. and you own that someone else.
*whisper*
you own it :]

yea getting off track but i let you know what i mean and if u understood the words that were coming out of my mouth then hit me with a comment.. maybe im bugging :\

nite

22.8.08

Healing Quite Nicely

Okay the the gash in my forehead is healing nicely thanks to moms quick think and frozen peas..
it looks like a battle wound you know...

THUG LIFE!!!

and i just figured out how to make a movie...i will post soon son

im out like a sperm..

...eww thats disgusting
..oh yeah swallow my words and head my saying if you odn't know by now
im the fuckin shit... sorry
just thought i should mention for those who forgotten :]

fuk my bluetooth isnt working...
Ohh yeah My Shit i keep it on repeat :]

Little Jackie - Black Barbie =D




this song is the shizzle.. the lyrics are funny




sorry for this monster of a playlist but idk how to get the cute little auid ones :[

1.8.08



I really need to get some sleep... :[
oo well i can sleep when im dead :] and even then i'll still haunt your blogs >:}

so as usual work was a bitch... [a big fat greasy ass...take up two seats on the train in the hot ass summertime when i got like all my damn siblings with me and a big ass bookbag filled with crap bitch]

and guess what i got paid today =] yay!!!!

oh but wait there's more...::GASP::---> .
"More Sasha??"
....yes macauly..MORE!


not only did I slave from 3-11 mon -tues.. then 4-11 wed to sat...[minus thursday]
but i stayed late too and you know what my check looked like>>? ^.^...something like this




SHIT!!... a big heaping pile of it..
::lmao at pic::
$131.85 for 5 days and 27 hours..[i didnt show up on monday yes...thursday off...n sunday for my homie J.C.]
i will raise hell tomorrow.

...sigh

oh well..

in other news

I am going to the ROCK THE BELLS CONCERT on Sunday =] whoop whoop for meh


[Annually the biggest and best hip hop festival on the calendar, Rock the Bells is going coast to coast this year with a lineup that includes A Tribe Called Quest, Tha Pharcyde, Nas, Mos Def, De La Soul, Rakim, Method Man & Redman, Immortal Technique, and Dead Prez, among many, many others.] <---u know i didnt write that shit...too many words. =_=

Turns out the budderz amanda had an extra tick lying around and decided to call me up after everyone else was busy [jokin...or am i??]

so chyeah.

in other other news.

I have someone who reads this foolishness and appreciates it =]]

YAY for people who care... ya dig :]
i decided to highlight her because she not only commented on my blog once...
not twice..
but three or four times

i can't really remeber. it gets vague after a certain point.
but big bullet bullet shout outs to authentik.supafli
werd bitch ass crackerzz [xD]

more to swim in lata
xoxoxo [*-*]

19.7.08

BRONX TECH...LONG ASS POST :\...i know


This IM was saved on July 18, 2008 6:15PM
sumone who cares about me this__________________________much sent this to me after a stupid converstation between people who are now strangers to me....[queen-tarted, shannoying, n metitssa]
lmaoo sorry had to do it
:]

• one u need 2 get ya stories straight b4 u come at people lik u a lawyer on law order def not poppin

•u phony
•n i wud neva in my life accept any of ya apologies
•like i said b4 u a LIAR phony very muniplitavie and a new one :role player
•i can digg it tho
•u played
•u played my momz daz wat realli got me infuriated
•u played meli
•u played noya
•so wat u wanted u got
•but whoeva u chill wit but who cares
•neways...i realli hope u find sumbdi who put up wit ya fony ass ways
•i will def pray 4 dat person

•n also i realli lik how u goin around makin shit look reall shaky
•but u kno wat idc wat dem niggas say in bx tech either cuz u kno wat i can do??ill drop dem jus lik i dropped u
•lata

...i just realized how fuking long the other post was. ...damn
i wouldn't wanna read that neither but to sum it all up

....-----^ is easy to see how many peop
le ride my chapstick day and night =]
I tell them all to

KISS IT....
hehehe

16.7.08

Oh Ehm Gee >:o


It's sooo friggin stressful omg!!

:::sigh::: i have no idea what is happening...matter fact i do its just really making bug out that i have to go through this...again

I had wanted to write some more stuff when i came home from work last night, but so much has happened between that time and now its going to be impossible.

But I'll just some it up...
First some old stupid lady at McDonald's starts to spaz because she wants her fries and she don't want them to be cold.

So she comes to me and pays for a soder
. A sprite cost $1.08 cents
. Miss gives me $1.10 cents
. Now i know i wasn't all that great in math
and i never had been but let me explain.

I owed her 2 cents..the register i had had no pennies so i told her
"Miss I have no pennies"
she then hands over a Penney and says
"Okay here's a Penney now u owe me"

I'm looking at her like ..."huh?"
[in my mind I'm like...i owe u 3 pennies now, and i just told u i have no pennies..wtf]

So i go make her a sprite and give it to her...she looks at the sprite like its about to sprout wings and fly away then she looks at me like I'm slow.

"Where's my change?"
"Miss I told you I have no pennies...what do you want?"
"My change... I gave u a dime and another penny so where's my nickel"
.....*blank stare*
"What is wrong with this McDonald's!!?? I mean really I pay for fries I don't get, then I pay for a sprite and don't get any change.

By now the other co-workers are abandoning there work to see whats going on.

"Ma'am what are you talking about?" now if you know me and my facial expressions i really can't hide em so I'm really looking at this lady like she's brain dead.

"Where's my nickel gave you a dollar and 11 cents where's my nickel?"
"What on top of crappy service your workers don't know how to count?"

....


By this time I'm trying my best not to call this lady out so I'm just looking at her.
Its very hard to let someone know what it is when your GM and manager is sitting across from you.

So by this time my manager is asking whats going on and I'm like...
"I really don't know, this lady is about to bust a nut about a nickel that I don't owe her."
But whatever...

more and more drama to arrive...::oh boy::..

15.7.08

..gooodmorning

...the most annoying sound known to man

====>Maggie
...a fly buzzin in your ear
at 10:30 in the morning

while your dreaming sweat dreams

with no a.c. on...

homicides...more than likely will pursue.

...i thought flies looked like this..
bug eyes

leave it up to Disney to again tell us another one of there suger coated lie balls

fukerz... >.<

...i can't change the layout of this bullshit... >.<

it requires editing of "HTML"

which means >>Having tifficulties managing layout<<


it makes sense...

fukz...

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