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20.8.09

Black Man Pretending to be a Klan Member


I was over at thisis50.com and came across this story of a black guy impersonating a Klans member

"Dyron Hart, a former Nicholls State football player, pleaded guilty to impersonating a White Supremacist on the Internet who was angry that a black man was elected president. Hart faces 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine."
you can read the rest here.
I'm just going to comment
I wanted to know, how is it illegal to "pose" as a Klans member, but not illegal to be a white supremacist.
If the game isn't all fucked up IDK what is.
5 years for pretending to hate black people.
But if you really do hate them, and as long as your organized about it, you get off scotch free.
I can't do this nonsense anymore. I'm tired.

7.6.09

MAD SHIT UNFOLDS!!!

WHEW! I HATE WHEN I DECIDE TO BLOG ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS THEN JUST...ABRUPTLY STOP.

ITS LIKE A SMACK IN THE FACE.
BUT THAT'S HOW I PIMP THESE HOES >;] *puts the powder on the pimp hand*

DOWN TO BUSINESS.
I WAS GOING TO MAKE A POST ENTITLED "LAME ASS B*SH PART 2 THE SEQUEL" TO MY LAMENESS IN MY PREVIOUS BLOG, BUT I DECIDED NOT TO.
1.. IT IS MY BLOG, BUT DAMN IF I WANT TO GET THAT PERSONAL.
2.. I HAD STUFF TO DO.

SO I'LL GIVE YOU GUYS THE BLURB.

"WHAT HAPPENED AS THE STORY UNFOLDED WITH MUPPET WAS THAT I WASN'T THE ONLY VICTIM. MUPPET HAD HIS EYE OUT FOR ALL OF THE McDONALDS CREW. YUCK!!
WHAT A DICK.
BUT STILL, IT'S NOT LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS GETTING INTO, ITS JUST THAT I THOUGHT I COULD BE SUPERMAN AND SAVE A HOE."

AHA

GUESS NOT.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. I HAVE GOOD NEWS.
AFTER MY NEAR BREAKDOWN AT MY JOB..[thats when they told me the juicy bossip ;)]
I CAME UP WITH A PLAN TO MAKE THAT BOYS' LIFE A LIVING HELL.

..THAT WENT OUT THE WINDOW THOUGH, TOO MUCH TIME AND EFFORT GOES INTO THAT SHIT ...
A FRIEND DID ASK IF I WANTED HIM DEAD THOUGH! BUT I DIGRESS.
I REALIZED THAT THAT BOY.. THAT MUPPET IS JUST A PUPPET AND HIS BOYS AND HIS COMMUNITY ARE PULLING THE STRINGS. ITS NOT EVEN LIKE HE WAS BALLING OUT THE ASS, OR EVEN A HOT COMMODITY. HE'S JUST... ELMO :\
HE IS JUST A SAD PERSON WHO HAS NEVER BEEN LOVED AND USES THAT AS AN EXCUSE TO FUCK AROUND WITH GIRLS FEELINGS. ITS SAD BUT I HAVE NO REMORSE FOR A COWARD. EVEN AFTER IT WAS FOUND OUT HE WAS A JERK HE AVOIDED THE PLACE..

***PUSSY!***

I DIGRESS AGAIN!!
BACK TO GOOD NEWS
I FINALLY GOT MY PHONE!! YESS NIGGA YESSS!!!!!!! *pharrell voice*

THE enV3 ..

BOW IN THE PRESENCE OF GREATNESS.

FUNNY FUNNY.. MY LITTLE SISTER HAS THE enV, THE OLDEST HAS THE enV2, AND I HAVE THE enV3
HAHAHA WHAT A COINCIDENCE..
O_o

ANOTHER LITTLE PIECE OF DINGLE BERRYS FOR YOU GUYS TO ENJOY!
THIS ISN'T CERTAIN BUT I MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE A LOVE INTEREST.
THAT LIKES ME BACK! *giggles like a little school girl*
tee heeee

I'M SO HYPE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!
*my plan to bring down muppet is going accordingly >:}*
...YEAH SO I'M EXTRA HYPE AND HAPPY AND HE'S SEXY AND HE LIVES RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER AND HE'S 6'2 AND OOOO *puts hand over chest and fans herself feverishly*
HUNNY CHILE HUNNY CHILE JUST THINKING ABOUT HIM!

BUT... I DIGRESS..
YET AGAIN!
THATS ENOUGHT OUT OF ME... I'M GOING TO GO PLAY SIMS 3 AND SEE IF I CAN BRING HOME A SUGAR DADDY FOR BIG MAMA
GO BIG GIRL!!!!!!

********toodles*******

26.5.09

OMGGGG




WATCH IT WHILE U CAN..... MY DUDE IS SUPAH DUPAH !!
LMMFAOO

VIA..THEYBF

UGHH SASHA...UR LAME!!!!!

SO I OFFICIAL CONSENT TO BEING THE ULTIMATE LAME!.

IN THE SENSE THAT I PREACH ALL THIS GOOD SHIT ABOUT .

."YEA DONT BEG FOR A NIGGA!"
AND
"IF HE DONT CALL U FUCK THAT DUCHE BAG"
AND
"OOO I GOT FLOWS TOO... U JUST ONE OF MANY!!"


...I AM ASHAMED TO SAY ALL THAT LOGIC WAS KNOCKED DOWN. JUST LIKE KERI HILSON... I WAS KANYE SMASHED TO PIECES.! >:[

OKAY SO ITS LIKE THIS..REMEMBER WHEN I GAVE YALL A LIL EXCERPT OF ME AND A BOY FROM HIGH SCHOOL HOOKING UP AND KICKING IT??

WELL SATURDAY I WENT OUT WITH MY GUY D. AND FOR SOME REASON THE WOMAN IN ME DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO UNLEASH WOMANLY FURRY UPON THIS NIGGA.

FOR THE TIME BEING WE CAN CALL HIM MUPPET.

HERE'S THE CONVO. VIA TEXT MESSAGE!


ME: U KNOW U A CLOWN FOR REAL RIGHT?

MUPPET: YEA [
BLAH BLAH SOME SMART COMMENT...FORGOT B/C ME IN A RAGE DELETED ALL HIS MESSAGES TODAY!!!!]

ME: WHY YOU HAVEN'T HIT ME UP??

MUPPET: I WAS GOING TO BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY..

*
ROLLS EYES*

ME: U NEED A TOPIC TO TALK TO ME?

.....5 MINUTES OF NO REPLY.. [
IN THE TEXTING WORLD THAT'S FOREVERMORE]

ME: DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A F**KING FLOW A**HOLE...
[
A LITTLE BRASH?]

MUPPET: DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT PLEASE.

ME: DON'T TALK TO ME AT ALL.


AND THE ACADEMY AWARD FOR OVERLY DRAMATIC GOES TO!!

BUT I HAD GOOD CAUSE MAN!

LAST TIME I SAW MUPPET WAS THURSDAY RIGHT?

HE HASN'T SPOKEN TO ME, HIT ME UP, OR ANYTHING UNTIL SATURDAY WEN I INITIATED IT.

TOADY'S TUESDAY AND HE STILL DIDN'T HIT ME UP OR ANYTHING... SMH

SOOOO

LIKE THE LAME P**SY I AM... I HIT HIM WITH A TEXT.
UGHHH I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE.
LIKE THERE WERE SO MANY SIGNS.
IT WOULDN'T SEND FOR MAD LONG... AND I KEPT TYPING IT WRONG.
THE GODS WERE TRYING TO SAVE ME THE EMBARRASSMENT BUT NOOOO
I JUST HAD TO DO IT.
AND WHAT MAKES IT WORSE. 10 MINUTES LATER NO REPLY.. THEN I SENT ANOTHER TEXT.

"WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH?" *SIDE EYE*..

I KNOW I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY DICK FACE BUT URGGHKLE.. I CAN'T HELP IT :[

HONEST TO GOD THAT WAS THE ONLY SEMI-....RELATIONSHIP??? I HAD EVER.
EVER!!! AND IT LASTED A GOOD WEEK.

OMG.

I AM A TOTAL AND COMPLETE LAME ASS BIT*H.
SMH I TOLD MY SIS AND SHE AGREES.

*POUTS*

AND THE WORST PART IS.
HE NOT EVEN THAT SERIOUS!!!
I COULD UNDERSTAND IF HE LOOKED LIKE...CHRIS PINE >:]

LIKE FOR ME TO EVEN BE FEIGNING OR REALLY SWEATING OVER
HE SOME REGULAR NIGGA..
IF NOT KIND WEIRD LOOKING.

BUT HE GOT GAME..AND APPARENTLY MUCH FLOW.
[HE MADE THAT APPARENT WHEN HE WAS TALKING
ON THE PHONE TO THEM WHILE I WAS DEPARTING.]

...ITS TOMORROW.. AND HE STILL DIDNT HIT ME BACK. I HAVE A FEELING IM GOING TO SEE HIM TOMORROW... AND IMMA BE A REAL SNOOTY BISH ABOUT IT.

...IF I DONT BREAK DOWN RIGTH THERE ON THE MCDONALDS FLOOR.. :[


OUTT.....LAME BISH..

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